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Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here).
For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.
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Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here). There is no hope in this for world for them. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. THERE IS NO HOPE.
For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.
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