A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.
Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.
Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.
Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
by TheOmegaTroll June 17, 2011
A person who hangs around in a place where they are not wanted or don't belong. Also someone who shows up without being invited.
Why is that guy here? He is such a magnet.
I went to his house, but he had a bunch of magnets over. I'm not really interested in hanging out there.
I went to his house, but he had a bunch of magnets over. I'm not really interested in hanging out there.
by underikar February 26, 2015
To place stickers or other effects onto a metal surface so that you don't have to peel them off leaving that nasty residue that stickers leave.
Mike magneted his stickers to his toolbox so that he wouldn't have to clean it when they are changed
by Rocketrider13 July 26, 2007
Boy 1: Yo, you see BG's hummer?
Boy 2: Nah dude, is it nice?
Boy 1: It's got like 23 inch rims, a DVD player, killer sound system. Shit is magnetic, yo.
Boy 2: Nah dude, is it nice?
Boy 1: It's got like 23 inch rims, a DVD player, killer sound system. Shit is magnetic, yo.
by Pensky April 18, 2006
by FaceMyFace December 18, 2005
Anything that attracts something. Can be literal or something like chick magnet. Most magnets can attract metal to it.
If strong enough
1.Throw it at someone with a pacemaker.
2.Leave it on train tracks
3.Drop it from a bridge over a freeway and hope it rips through a car roof and penetrates the driver.
4.Crushing people
If strong enough
1.Throw it at someone with a pacemaker.
2.Leave it on train tracks
3.Drop it from a bridge over a freeway and hope it rips through a car roof and penetrates the driver.
4.Crushing people
by Adriankat March 14, 2006
A girl with a pretty face but a dirty poon, positive at one end negative at the other
Or vice versa, a girl with a dirty face but a text book poon
Or vice versa, a girl with a dirty face but a text book poon
Male 1: pulled this well nice bit of totti last night got her back to mine just about to do the dirty got her poon out and it was like a badgers nest down there turned out she was a right magnet
by Red-mc May 25, 2010