by themagician June 4, 2007
by bob from newark September 16, 2008
by bloodanarchist March 1, 2010
Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."
Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"
Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."
Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."
Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"
Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."
Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."
by Lopez, Brook July 2, 2010
From the TV Show "Important Things with Demitri Martin" and the term is of course by Demitri Martin
When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.
Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.
When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.
Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.
Person 1: Dude, yesterday Dan fell on his face when trying to do an ollie, so he stormed off and blamed his new Nike Airs.
Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.
Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.
by gone laggs February 26, 2010
"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."
"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
by abyssion8 February 26, 2010
N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.
Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"
Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
by ChaoticFlow February 26, 2010