An Old washed up whore who is as outdated as expired milk.

She continues to dress up as a tramp even though she is like 120 years old, she sings sound about her being sexually frustrated and giving bloweys through her hit songs Like 'like a prayer'

Madonna says she wants to give everyone blow jobs to who goes to her concert, bitch better take out her dentures and sweep the Cobwebs.
Madonna, A rare 1980's artifact that thinks she is 20 years old even though she is an antique that needs to be carbon dated.
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Madonna, a famous musician with a long spanning career, probably one of the most Overrated performers of our time, constantly sticking to new trends in music in a desperate attempt to keep in the public eye, also tried acting, with a critical response to her acting ability (see shit).
constantly attempts to dress like a teeny-bopper, often making people watching a Madonna video feel either uncomfortable, or just plain sick.
most likely thinks people still find her attractive.
Also pretends to be English.
That new video with Madonna, where she's dressed like 15 year old Jailbait made me wish I could burn my eyes out, hence why I am in hospital
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Madonna= Pure Brilliance!. Madonna is a Pop musical artist who expresses her self greatly with her music and other talents such as dancing and acting. she has many hit songs such as: Everybody, Holiday, like a Virgin, Like a Prayer, Ray Of Light, Frozen, Music, What it feels like for a Girl, American Life, Hollywood, Die Another Day. and many more.

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"Wow did you hear that new Madonna song?? Man she is amazing!"
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(adj.) A person who refuses to use their last name in signature file, voicemail, email address or website. In doing so, claims 1st name status like the singer Madonna, and also suffers from Madonna-ish complex that he/she is so important, they do not need to use a last name because everyone should just know who they are; Creates confusion and frustration in corporate environments.
Used in venting frustration, such as:

Why does this guy Aaron keep leaving me voicemails & sending emails with no signature file, like I am supposed to know who he is?? Ugh he is such a Madonna!
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1.Talentless pop singer who used to be hot but is now an ugly bitch who references S&M in in her videos, shows, and not to mention the fucked up book "Sex" she wrote ten years ago.
Probably on account of being a "boy toy" in the 80s tried and liked all the weird shit.

Her music has always sucked, and always will no matter how many time she tries an "image change". She sucks and can`t do anything to change the facts.

2. Latin name for Mother Mary.

3. a total bitch.
1.S&M is fucked up, but its even worse when some old bag is trying to promote it.

Why is this bitch still popular?

2. The Madona was a virgin when she gave birth to The Cristo

3. Don`t talk to that bitch, she is madonna
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A musician who in many ways is overrated but is undeniably one of the most influential artists of our time. Most of her music from the 80's was pretty awful, but she peaked in the late 90's and early 2000's. Many of her songs are earnest and heartfelt. She plays guitar, writes her own songs, and knows how to market herself to her full potential.
1) Ray of Light, Music, and American Life are wonderful albums by Madonna.

2) Madonna should not be judged because of her age. Who else at 50 has a body like hers?

3) Madonna does not hate Christianity; it is a motif found in many of her songs and is not referred to unkindly.

4) Although it was slightly disappointing to many fans that Madonna had collaborated on her latest album with much-overrated producer Timbaland, the album is actually quite decent and features a number of good songs.
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1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 4, 2006
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