Mad Hatters

The Tea Party movement. Specifically the more radical ones that think there is a communist plot and a threat to the democracy to the country. They wear weird hats. They have insane conspiracy theories. They are loud, provocative, and in coherent... like the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland.

Glenn Beck is a Mad Hatter.

The Tea Party is filled with Mad Hatters

Mad Hatters by osirica March 11, 2010

mad hatters day 

A day of madness. Ever watch Alice in Wonderland? Well ayyyeeee that's what this day is. Yep, it's real. Google it. Grab a crazy ass hat 'cause this is gonna be mad.

Person1: What's with the hat??

Person2: MAD HATTERS DAY

Person1: The shit when did this exist

mad hatters day by RVPQueen July 22, 2016

mad hatter 

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

mad hatter 

LSD reference from Alice in Wonderland.

"...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen.
Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face."

mad hatter by bigshady September 3, 2006

mad hatter 

An extremely ugly person, usually of Middle Eastern descent, with a large nose who is totally mad and likely to blow your ass up with some jihad shit.

Osama bin Laden is one mad hatter ass motherfucker!

mad hatter by panda, the holy warrior October 20, 2006

Mad Hatter 

Someone with great skills in a craft in which they specify. Many times used as a sports team name because of the definition. The image of the mad hatter team symbol usually shows a large, angry, and muscular man resembling 'Uncle Sam' the mascot of America.

The Mad Hatters defeated the Knights because of their honed skills and prowess upon the field.
When he is in a conversation he is a Mad Hatter, his words are so finely selected and so high class everyone who hears him feels his influence.

Mad Hatter by The-MaD-HaTTeR April 4, 2009

Mad Hatter 

A poorly performed handjob. Usually by a girl who says she is experienced. Yet, in actuality, she jerks you off like a crazed sea dragon.

Yo, bitch, what the fuck are you going all mad hatter for? Tighten that grip up and fuckin quit pullin the shit outta it!

Mad Hatter by deal with it May 20, 2006