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macklemored

When your hair dresser fucks up and cuts your hair so that you end up looking like Macklemore.
“Dude! What the hell happened to your head!? “

“I got Macklemored”.

Macklehorny 

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.
If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.
Macklehorny by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.
Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.
Macklemorality by macklemoralist September 16, 2013

Macklemore 

A white rapper from Seattle who actually raps about something that means something. Not like all the other 'rappers' who think that sex, drugs, and money will really have people respect them. Macklemore often collabs with Ryan Lewis and is generally a well known mc in the West, and anyone who meets him is a lucky son of a bitch.
John: dude I just met Macklemore yesterday!!

Britt: no way, how come you didn't take me with you! now I have to wait till he comes back to town! You lucky sob.
Macklemore by Kendeeeeeeezille April 28, 2011

Macklemore 

The only guy who has songs where the white guy raps and the black guy sings
John: Hey did you hear the new Macklemore song?
Bob: Yeah! It is so weird how the black guy sings and the white guy raps!

Macklemore 

Local Seattle rap/hip-hop artist who has strong democratic views.
Ronny: Yo man, you hear that new single Macklemore just put out?
Derryle: Yee man it was awesome!
Macklemore by hummerhorizon September 12, 2010
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