Machine gun farts Share definition Flag Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long. Machine gun farts by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Machine gun farts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch