Maccawank 

Chatting crap that’s a wankerr

They were chatting maccawank last night

Maccawank by Maccawank November 13, 2021

macwanker 

The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).

{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)

macwanker by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005

Washing Machwank 

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

Washing Machwank by The Mizzler June 18, 2010

Macwanking 

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.

I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.

Macwanking by Noodles17 February 7, 2010

maccamaniac 

A person who is absolutely obsessed with Paul McCartney including his Beatle, Wings, Fireman and solo career. They can give you a speech on his life and can name every single album and single ever released by him. They might break down and cry at any moment just by the thought or sight of his beautiful face. The term Macca refers to Paul's nickname deriving from the first 2 syllables of his last name. They are awesome people and have flawless taste in music. Buying them Paul McCartney merch/tickets is like buying pure gold.

Bob- who's that girl with the Paul McCartney shirt on? She seems cool.
Jim- oh that's Maggie. She's obsessed with Paul McCartney and also with the Beatles.
Bob- oh so she's a Beatlemaniac?
Jim- yea she's also a complete Maccamaniac. She's so cool.

maccamaniac by TheMaccamaniac October 13, 2013

Maccacake 

A Maccacake is a stack of three different desserts being, at the bottom, a cake, then a macaron, then on the top is ice cream. It can also be known as an Icecakaron. For more details Visit Moriah Elizabeth on YouTube.

First we'll have dinner then for dessert I made us some maccacakes!

Maccacake by Natlovesbirds November 16, 2020

Mangawanker 

A Mangawhai Bach owner or holiday tourist, often from Auckland, very wealthy and rude to the locals and people who work customer service in Mangawhai. Always drives 15km in our already painfully slow 30km zones and 30km slower then the limit on the way to Mangawhai. moans and argues about the most pointless shit and is an overall nuisance to the town.

“I’m a mangawanker, Every summer me and the wife shove our 4 kids into our Tesla and head to our Bach in mangawhai, we argue with every checkout person we see over things their minimum wage asses can’t control, leave our trash everywhere, drive up property prices so high that nobody could possibly afford to live there, then fuck off back to Auckland.”

Mangawanker by Sincere Mangawhai local;) April 27, 2024