Macbook Aluminum 

The Macbook Aluminum is the redesign of the original Macbook by Apple. It was released during October of 2008. It is created by billeting a single piece of aluminum and creating what Apple calls the "unibody" which is a one piece aluminum enclosure. The Macbook Aluminum features a 13.3 inch LED backlit screen with a native resolution of 1280x800 and a glass enclosure with a black bevel. It features a Intel Core 2 Duo with either 2.0Ghz or 2.4Ghz depending on the model chosen. The 2.4Ghz model features a backlit keyboard and a larger hard drive. Other than that both models are the same. Each model carries the new nVidia GeForce 9400M which features 256mb of VRAM and offers a very fast and much improved 1066mHz frontside bus. The addition of this custom built card allows for larger files to be open and run at faster speeds. It also allows for Leopard to run faster and also opens up the ability for Macbooks to play demanding 3D games such as Call of Duty 4 at a very decent clip, something that was only previously possible on the Macbook Pro. This also allows for faster transfer of information from the processor to the RAM which is now expandable to up to 4GB. The other new addition is a completely single piece trackpad which is made of glass and incorporates multi-touch gestures. The new iteration of the Macbook also omits FireWire and replaces the AVI port with an Apple proprietary Mini Display port. The 2.0Ghz model is available for 1,299 dollars with the 2.4Ghz model at 1,499 as of this writing.

Microsoft Fanboy: I just bought this new Dell laptop and it wrecks at running Call of Duty 4! I mean dude!!!

Macbook Aluminum Owner: Hey... would you quiet down... I'm playing Call of Duty 4 on full texture settings and owning PC kiddies like you online if you don't mind...

Macbook Aluminum by ManBearPig1942 January 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012