Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

manjohnson

a manjina. the word we use in school. teachers cought on what a manjina was. now when we say this. they have no idea...

hey! that guy has a manjohnson!

by PolishHotDog January 13, 2008

FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.

Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?

by SnailR March 12, 2021