Mr. Wilson

The teacher Jessica slept with after failing chemistry.

"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"

by Stereotypical Hufflepuff June 25, 2020

Mr. Wilson

After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.

Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"

by StcVader March 1, 2012

Mr. Wilson

Man from Dennis the menace

"Oh Mr. Wilsonnnnnnnnn"

by Maxxxxxxxxxx May 28, 2005

Mr. Wilson

Co-founder of vampire weekend, history teacher at a middle school

Mr. Wilson is the "sexiest" history teacher ever.

by Lubee boob May 4, 2013

Mr Wilson

When u sleep with ur teacher

Mum: Jessica did u sleep with ur teacher!

Jessica: mr Wilson?
Mum: mr Wilson!

by WordedW February 10, 2021

mrs. wilson

The piece of shit that acts like a child and doesn't give a fuck about shit

Mrs. Wilson literally doesn't do anything in class.

by Davethehorse123 December 3, 2014

mr wilson

The guy who walks in and ruins your perfectly peaceful dump experience by busting in to the stall next to you and dropping some serious heat of his own.

I was in the safe haven on the first floor and Chuck came in and fucking Mr Wilson'd me.

by Lil Smoke August 2, 2006