Mr. Wilson 

The teacher Jessica slept with after failing chemistry.

"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"

Mr. Wilson by Stereotypical Hufflepuff June 25, 2020

Mr. Wilson 

After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.

Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"

Mr. Wilson by StcVader May 27, 2012

Mr. Wilson 

Man from Dennis the menace

"Oh Mr. Wilsonnnnnnnnn"

Mr. Wilson by Maxxxxxxxxxx June 2, 2005

Mr. Wilson 

Co-founder of vampire weekend, history teacher at a middle school

Mr. Wilson is the "sexiest" history teacher ever.

Mr. Wilson by Lubee boob May 3, 2013

Mr. Wilson 

A kool guy. (He awesome)

Guy: “Hi, Mr. Wilson!”
Mr. Wilson “yo! You have Fs in all your classes and now you will get all As cuz i’m cool like that!”

Mr. Wilson by TRPL0 November 1, 2021

Mr. Wilson or George the Male Karen

Mr. Wilson is a man who is part of the neighborhood watch program and does not like anyone in his yard. He will use his 2nd amendment rights and is quick to claim self defense. He "walks" his pets near your house and will stare at your guess to see who you have over and if they fit the description of being "thugs" and will try to know more about you and your family by asking a lot of questions.

George: Nosey and privileged men who takes things into their own hands like they are vigilantes instead of by law. They see things they do not agree with and argues or protest against it publicly with threats. They often uses the term "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in response to brutality.

There goes "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen" staring out his window again. I should wave at his nosey self.

Ok "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen", you are the one who followed me around the neighborhood like a cop. I didn't do anything.

Mr. Wilson or George the Male Karen by Victory 88 April 28, 2022

Mr Wilson 

When u sleep with ur teacher

Mum: Jessica did u sleep with ur teacher!

Jessica: mr Wilson?
Mum: mr Wilson!

Mr Wilson by WordedW February 10, 2021