MPM 

Music, Parties, Money. A popular term in Central Los Angeles first coined by entertainer Party Kid Exclusive, MPM is a lifestyle choice that promotes listening to great music, partying with sexy people and making as much money you can. Pretty much live free and die young.

A: Hey man I got to study for midterms.
B: Fuck that! MPM bro! You only live once.
A: You're right! Fuck you Mr. Sims MPM all day!
The two engage in drinking and sex with cheap women.

MPM by Luther Blisette December 4, 2014

mpm 

Stands for the Muffin Pie Man.
Someone who gave up everything to be with his APA and sworn to love and protect his APA forever.

Never fear, MPM is here.

mpm by applepieangel June 21, 2008

MPM 

MPM is how much you use a certrain meme per minute.And it means "Meme Per Minute".
MPM can be also "Memes Per Minute".Which is how many memes (any memes) you use per minute.

(In Discord chat)

Dr.Monkfish: This is so sad...
Christian The Non-Christian: Can we stop using this meme?
Arroz Pandarosso: This is an excellent meme!
Christian The Non-Christian: I used this meme in 4 MPM before.

MPM by Crissbg1 August 29, 2018

mpm 

Common typo for lol.
Most of the time it happens when you don't look at the keyboard or when you are typing really fast :p

Other common typos are kik and ;p;

person 1:HAHA lol

person 2:HAHA that's some funny shit mpm

person 2:lol*

mpm by triforce228 March 8, 2009

Mpm 

An mpm is a musty pussy muncher

"You into that mpm huh"

Mpm by KALEACCB February 4, 2022

mpme 

It's like an mp3 player, only in your head, and not all the words are correct.

By the way Margaret is bobbin her head, I can tell she is using her mpme player again...

mpme by Chica82510 March 24, 2010

Mpmd 

what's up guys Derek from more plates more dates.

Mpmd: A Chad who can take a look at any muscular man and instantly be able to tell if he uses steroids and what kind.

guy 1: holy shit that guys shoulders are fucking massive!
guy 2: Yeah I bet his name is Derek...

Mpmd by trappa67 August 25, 2021