A semi aquatic monster/dinosaur that comes out and beats kids with anything available. If it be a pole or a canoe paddle, no one is safe. A morosaurus is very protective of his turf and will defend it at any cost. If you ever run across a morosaurus, the only way to escape is to yell "You won't" or "Square Up" as loud as you can. He will see it as a very offensive act and will scurry off into the wilderness.
Everytime I try to explain to my momasaurus my future plans she gets upset and then tries to discuss how if I do it a different way my life would be easier.
The most amazing non-professional singer in the entire universe. He is also the last remaining Mikasaurus in the entire world. He's really nice and funny and awesome at everything. He will completely deny these facts because he's too modest. He's amazing and I love him. (:
"Where is Mika (mikasaurus)?"
'Off being amazing."
A jewish flavored arm leg that if covered in enough ketchup doubles as an explosivenigger hat because of the orange short wet jeaned crooked talk in the horse chatter of the day because you dont want to see all of my sugar skull anuss
Similar to a Mama Bear, the Mamasaurus will protect her little dinosaur in every way that she can. This can be anything from burning your hand on the stove to defending you from a bully at school. Mamasaurus has got your back!