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Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle
Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".
Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

Monstralia 

An Island continent in the Southern hemisphere populated entirely by monsters, and people with funny accents. Also known as Australia.
Would you like to go to Monstralia for vacation this year?

No thanks, I don't want to be eaten.
Monstralia by HappyHeathen November 9, 2010

monseratt 

Monseratt is a very beautiful girl . Most of them are tall and any guy will die to be her boyfriend, she is shy at first but once you get to know her she will mess around a lot. Monseratt is very good at fashion. She had the best winning award smile her laugh is everything. A Monseratt is a best girlfriend,best friend , sibling you can ask for .
Dammm I wish I knew someone name Monseratt
monseratt by Monseratt May 29, 2018

monscrat 

Originated from a pet moth on a girls holiday in Spain circa 1996. The Moth was thought to be cheeky and appeared up to mischief. From then the name has been used to describe friends, colleagues and people who appear to be up no good or doing something naught. A monscrat isn't necessarily a bad person in fact it can often be used to describe a good person. In its simplest form a monscrat is someone who is fun, cheeky, has a wee naughty glint in their eye and enjoys life.
There are several examples the 1st could be used to describe an upcoming night out "I am getting monscratted tonight" Or "See him with the funky hair dancing about- he's a defo monscrat". "Check that crew over there - total monscrats!!'"Oh doll I only went out for one drink after work last night and didnt stagger home til 3am after drinking, smoking - when not supposed to be smoking and stealing a sandwich from the corner shop - I was MONSCRATTOD!!'
monscrat by monscrat mumf February 20, 2010

Monaurally

Sucking oneself off
"Hey Andy, did she suck you off last night?"

"Nah mate, I had to do it monaurally"
Monaurally by Stan Drews August 24, 2014
Monserat’s are very kind to other people. She is self conscious, and she avoids conflict. She makes friends very easily. She has a very soft and low voice. Make sure not to lose Monserat because she will light your day if you are down. She has a very soft laugh, it would want to make you say awwww just from her laugh. She doesn’t really like to fight, because she wants to keep all her friends.
You: I’m a little sad today.

Your friend: go talk to Monserat. She’ll cheer you right up
Monserat by itstrueppl March 23, 2021