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monkeyball

a basketball game played by majority of young male african american youth.
look at these niggas, they playin monkeyball!
by White Man Clooks December 15, 2010
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Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.
"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"
by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008
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Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.
"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."
by J.1 May 13, 2010
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Monkeyball

When playing a basketball game, and the worst person on the team dribbles for more then 5 minutes, gets triple teamed, shoots a fade away and air balls. Then proceeds to blame the teammates for not getting open.
A lot of monkeyball going on, on the court. I think I’m going to hit the weight room.
by Wolfman+219 December 31, 2018
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monkeyball

The course of action where the intended routine and/or status quo is rejected and an incorrect procedure is enacted.
This nigga just poured lemonade into a latte… MONKEYBALL
by DeezNuts98 May 23, 2024
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monkeybate

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."
by Ultbator August 19, 2019
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super monkey ball

A game developed by Amusement Vision, a subsidiary of Sega, and released as a launch title in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube where the player is tasked with getting a monkey trapped inside a ball into the goal. However, moving the Control Stick doesn't move the monkey, rather, it tilts the stage. This game is actually a remake of a Japan-only arcade game, simply titled Monkey Ball.
Expert Floor 7 is the hardest stage in Super Monkey Ball.
by Gestersmek September 13, 2014
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