MOAF

Mother Of All Farts.

I was laying in bed and Michelle was behind me when I let out the MOAF. That hot gas hit her right in the face and she was pissed. But it was the best fart EVER.

by Freebiscuits March 05, 2021

moaf

motherfucker = mofucker = mofo = moaf

"you'll probably be all over ayla the whole time, you moaf"

by tkash October 15, 2007

moaf

When you're too lazy to say mo fo.

Dude, I'm...stoned...like a...moaf.

by Headless4skin May 28, 2011

moaf

mother of all farts, the absolute smellist thing on the face of the earth, the smelliest smell that can come from a persons butt

Sara let off a moaf that emptied the office.

by Mr. BMF April 22, 2008

Moaf

n.- vicious oafish counterpart to Bloaf
alt. mowgli,oaf,captain corpulent

1.i)Woah Bloaf and Moaf have turned on eachother.
ii)What a Bloaf/Moaf.

by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005

moaf

Stands for "Mother Of Ass Fuck" used as a replacement for mofo

"Omg your such a moaf"
"Queer off you moaf"
"I wish my woman was a bigger moaf"
"She banged like a moaf"

by mimiC April 27, 2004

moaf

n. Army slang for a black soldier because of his purported use of "mother fuckin'" before most nouns in a sentence.

Sergeant, get those moafs off their bunks and police around the baracks.

by ô¿ô August 06, 2006