Acronym for Major League Gaming. Often used in terms of parodying or mocking "Major League Gamers," or those who play games such as Call of Duty as a main means of profit. Seen frequently in MLG Montage Parodies.
Person A: Did you see that match between OpTiC and FaZe Clan today?
Person B: Why yes, indeed I did! I partake frequently in spectating MLG tourneys.
Person B: Why yes, indeed I did! I partake frequently in spectating MLG tourneys.
by A Man of Vast Vocabulary April 13, 2015
Stands for Major League Gaming and hosts events for competitive video gamers. By placing high at these events you are signed to be a professional gamer. It also is a matchmaking playlist in the video game Halo 3 with specific settings and gametypes.
XBL try hard: "Get raped you MLG cunt. Oh you're on the BAMF Ladies? Damn they are the hottest girl gamers! Marry me?"
by BAMF Beauty February 24, 2009
A term you give yourself to make yourself feel better because you suck at life/video games/everything
Man, I'm so MLG at video games
by Potatosmileyface November 17, 2015
A clan of little kids that complain when they die in call of duty and throw swears at you every 6 seconds.
by blazou October 8, 2018
A term used in the Gaming community and abbreviation for Major League Gaming but often used as a gamer who has a high level of talent.
by isponge xp April 18, 2010
The worst group of people- they have no fuckin lives and they think they're the shit. No one likes them, they fucked up Halo 3 and they are faggots
by SCREWMLG May 5, 2009
It stands for Major League Gaming. AKA Major Loser Geeks. It's full of nerds with white pasty looking faces who sound like goats when they talk playing halo 2 with each other in order to get them aroused for their circle jerk. Some people actually consider it a sport. Well, if it IS a sport, then it is the only sport i ever heard of where the best players are the ones who are lazy fat asses who never get off the couch and can't get any girls. Completely ironic if i do say so myself. However, they do have very strong hands due to frequent masturbation and constant use of the fingers and thumbs to "pwn nubs".
xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "OMG WTF MY NO SCOPE DIDN'T KILL YOU WTFFFFF!!!!!!!! fuckin bee ess!!!!!!!"
MLGJohn: "axxxxxshully, YOU MISSED ME CUSH U CAN'T NO SCOPE FOR SHIET CUZ U HAVE NO SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I play in MLG so therefore my penis is larger than yours and i have more skill at life."
xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA WELL.....UR A FIAG! AND I DIDNT MISS CUZ I NEVER MISS CUZ MY NAME IS FWUCKING NO SCOPE SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE HOST! YOU'RE GARBAGE! NO FUCKIN SKILL!!! MIIIHHHHH!!!"
MLGJohn: "AXXXXXXSHULLY EYEPWNU ANNNNND I GET PAID TO PLAY CUZ IM SPONSORED SON! OH AND I ACT OUT HOW I AM GONNA PLAY BEFORE I PLAY SO I CAN MAXIMIZE MY PWNAGE POTENTIAL!"
xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA.....WELL.....UR GAY!!! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! *Presses B to leave to leave the post game lobby*"
every girl in the world "wow these kids are fuckin NERDS!"
MLGJohn: "axxxxxshully, YOU MISSED ME CUSH U CAN'T NO SCOPE FOR SHIET CUZ U HAVE NO SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I play in MLG so therefore my penis is larger than yours and i have more skill at life."
xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA WELL.....UR A FIAG! AND I DIDNT MISS CUZ I NEVER MISS CUZ MY NAME IS FWUCKING NO SCOPE SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE HOST! YOU'RE GARBAGE! NO FUCKIN SKILL!!! MIIIHHHHH!!!"
MLGJohn: "AXXXXXXSHULLY EYEPWNU ANNNNND I GET PAID TO PLAY CUZ IM SPONSORED SON! OH AND I ACT OUT HOW I AM GONNA PLAY BEFORE I PLAY SO I CAN MAXIMIZE MY PWNAGE POTENTIAL!"
xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA.....WELL.....UR GAY!!! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! *Presses B to leave to leave the post game lobby*"
every girl in the world "wow these kids are fuckin NERDS!"
by HALOF@G September 16, 2006