to have sex with a chimpanzee and spread the virus known as aids. Also very poor poker player who loves sex with men
Look at him merving hes going to spread aids if he is not careful
by Jimmymac123 November 16, 2008
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The act of walking behind an unsuspecting victim, putting your arm between his legs grabbing his genitals followed by tipping over face first
Wow did you guys see that!? Hendo just got merved into the Excel
by wil93 August 26, 2016
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Scrub loser who chases highschool girls and tries to play them.
He went to the highschool football game and tried to Merv on a chick but seen his scrub as for who he was just a a Merv.
by They daddy December 18, 2017
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