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I went to the cathouse the other day and saw this fine piece of ass, but I only had $100 on me, so I asked her what was on the menu.
Menu by ckeliib June 3, 2009
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A great deity who hath descended upon our forum. We must pay tribute or almighty Menu will crush us!
Praise be to Menu.
Parcking ticket
Grab that menu off the window for me, gonna pay for it later.
Menu by wall3rd January 21, 2017

Menu Rahmah

A useless menu with lack of nutritions. It only consists very small position of rice with poor-quality meat and vegetables. It is not healthy at all and will eventually destroy your body if you eat this too much.

Yet, this useless menu is promoted and supported by a totalitarian regime under Anwar Ibrahim. This is because his regime is a socialist regime such as North Korea. This kind of idea is definitely a socialist, since the main purpose is to make all people eating such a "basic" meal.
Menu Rahmah is an unhealthy socialist meal that will eventually destroy your body in the end.

menu terrorist 

(noun) A person who leaves restaurant menus attached to apartment, house, and business doors. Said menus are unsolicited and not appreciated by the victims.

You will go to work or out for drinks, and when you come home, you find that your building has been "attacked" by menu terrorists. No one was spared: Every single door in your 35 floor apartment building has a menu attached to it. There may even be three menus.

Menu terrorists are based out of South Korea, but their operations are global.

When you patronize restaurants that engage in menu terrorism, the menu terrorists win. However, if the menu comes with a coupon for greater than 10% off of your meal's price at the restaurant, then visiting the restaurant is permitable.

Sometimes menu terrorists engage in suicide bombings. Unlike Arabs who blow themselves up as part of the attack, menu terrorists kill themselves after the attack, because they realize that everyone hates them and wishes they would die.
Oh shit! My apartment was attacked by menu terrorists last night! Bastards! Let's hope this asshole was a suicide bomber.

menu face 

1. A straight face, usually scary. Implies a negative thought toward whoever is being looked at. Sometimes used humorously amongst a group or groups of people.
He gave the man a menu face. Obviously he didn't like his joke.
menu face by raptroes February 12, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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