MC Hammer

Once a successful raper, now a TV Preecher

Stoners watching teh church channel noticed a familiar face, MC Hammer!

by Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 07, 2003

mc hammer

ill give him the benifit of the doubt and call him a 2 hit wonder (due to the mild sucess of 2 legit to quit, the cause of his bankruptcy (spent more money on the song and video than he made)) but he definitly DID NOT do whoomp there it is, that was tag team..........unless he was in tag team, but i dobut it

my my my my music hits me - so hard
makes me say OH MY LORD

by Chester March 10, 2004

MC hammered

Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.

Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.

by gogg October 24, 2005

MC Hammer

If yo think that mc hammer is a one hit wonder you obviously need yo head examining. he is oldskool and he's had loads of hits, my favourite being- whoomp there it is. turn this mother out is pretty dope too. he dont compare to the grand master flash though cos he is da man. Shamone! Oh and some of you more cultured peeps mite remember the adams family groove( that wasnt hammer's best track)

"it's hammer time"

by Dan McCabe January 01, 2004

mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007

MC hammered

To get really hammered and spend all your cash.

crofish: "Hey man you wanna go to 3 beans for coffee this arvo?"

muzzy: "Nah I cant go dude, I dont have any cash left cause I got MC hammered last night at East."

by muzzydoesit January 15, 2011

mc hammer

To slap your partners forhead with your cock while cumming during oral sex.

To perform an MC Hammer you MUST be standing up- UNDER THE CONDITION that your partner does NOT want you to cum in her mouth.

Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"

by Ravejocky January 15, 2008