Mattchann
Mattchann by 13333337777777 September 25, 2011
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Mattchann
1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.
2. A belief of being sexy.
3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.
2. A belief of being sexy.
3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.
1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.
2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?
3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!
2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?
3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!
Mattchann by megahax1337 June 22, 2011
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Matthaney
You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.
Matthaney by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021
Matthan
pronounced: muh-ton
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
wow look at that Matthan I wish I could have a fraction of his amazing-ness
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
Matthan by John Addams July 17, 2009
Matchanova
A person who juggles multiple online relationships, such as through Match.com or Plenty of Fish, simultaneously.
Matchanova by TravelG January 4, 2011
Mattieann
Mattieann is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She has a beautiful smile, and very pretty eyes. She’s super nice, and very outgoing. She’s very goofy as well. She doesn’t care what other people think of her. She defends her opinion in an argument even if everyone’s doubting her. Sometimes she has questionable actions but all in all Mattieann is an amazing person. She’s passionate, with just about everything she does. She’s smart when she wants to be. Her object of desire changes a lot, one day she’ll love being girly and the next she’ll hate it. But when she likes it she LOVES it and goes all the way. A lot of the time she’ll put her own style on things. She’s an amazing friend and you’ll be lucky to have her.
Person 1: Mattieann, you’re so pretty!
Person 2: You’re so nice and funny!
Mattieann: Smiling, thank you!!!
Person 2: You’re so nice and funny!
Mattieann: Smiling, thank you!!!
Mattieann by swaggyswag518 December 6, 2019
Matthans
Wow she works 7 days a week and doesn't need anyone to support her to include government programs, she must be a Matthans.
Matthans by Mrs. Dictionary July 11, 2020