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The circumstance of being completely, totally, and unetquiviquably, screwed.
Guy1: Hey Jasper, I took Gertrude to Cold Stone on our first date. It cost me $27!

Guy2: You got totally Lynx-ed Albert!

Friend1: They're laying us all off but my boss just went on TV showing his in-home basketball court.

Friend2: That sucks. You guys are getting Lynx-ed.
by Luke the Lynx June 19, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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