Urban Dictionary: Lumbersexual

A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)

She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual

by Rocklobster420 March 14, 2015

A person, often a hipster or LGBT, who assumes the dress and beard of a lumberjack.

The image of lumbersexuals playing Ralph Lauren at summer camp is forever ingrained in my mind

A guy who takes lumber sized dong

Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual

by JonSnowMan October 30, 2015

See Sam over there? Yea he's so lumbersexual.

by SyncingCyan March 09, 2016

An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.

Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.

by Frickendishen December 25, 2016

A manly man that can chop down the wood to build a romantic fire , and usually rocks a sexual lumber jack beard .

Look at that man over there ! He's so lumbersexual

by Sharty G & Sharty B February 10, 2021