Lumbersexual

An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.
Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.
by Frickendishen December 25, 2016
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Lumbersexual

A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)
She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual
by Rocklobster420 March 14, 2015
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A person, often a hipster or LGBT, who assumes the dress and beard of a lumberjack.
The image of lumbersexuals playing Ralph Lauren at summer camp is forever ingrained in my mind
by purplebackpack89 May 30, 2015
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LumberSexual

A guy who takes lumber sized dong
Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual
by JonSnowMan October 30, 2015
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See Sam over there? Yea he's so lumbersexual.
by SyncingCyan March 10, 2016
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A manly man that can chop down the wood to build a romantic fire , and usually rocks a sexual lumber jack beard .
Look at that man over there ! He's so lumbersexual
by Sharty G & Sharty B February 10, 2021
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