A tricked out ride covered in penis, a small pool of water, and driven by a piece of shit emo stick figure using a janky ass steering wheel. Mostly used to travel down tuu.
A train. Word popularized by the band Fall Out Boy in their song "Sugar, We're Going Down." Has now become a widespread emo joke across many online off topic forums online.
A vehicle that resembles a float with a fully erect penis as a hood ornament, a sailboat steering wheel, five foot long pubic hairs as the apolstery and an ostrich sack for a trunk.
"We're going down down in a luleelerah." (seen in a parody for Fall Out Boy's video Sugar We're Going Down)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.