The type of guy who’s annoying literally in every sense, he roughly has about a 2.68 inch penis which he thinks is big enough, but just ask his ex and she’ll explain, he’s also ginger which means he burns quickly turning into a tomato if he goes anywhere hot
Jade: Did you see LukePoddington?
Emma: Of course he’s my brother
Jade: oh well he’s a gingerpleb
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!