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Luke Mitri 

One of the best kinds of people in the world. A Luke Mitri would be like a gentleman, always pushing away girls. Saying "I'm sorry that I pushed you away girl, but I always wanted you to come back girl." In general a ladies man, in spare time Luke Mitri is a very talented musician like John Lenon or Chairman Mao. He is a skilled fighter and boxing champion at the schomberg fair. Getting good grades in applied a role model to the whole student body. People want to be him, though Luke Mitri can be used as slang to the person who killed Biggie Luke usually carries a 50 cal. Berreta around getting bitches.
"I saw Luke Mitri today and jizzed buckets as DJ BLITZZZZ walked in after a scrap with edward."

Guy1: WOW you hear Luke Mitri's Music!
Guy2: Man it is BARF.
Guy3: I would if I could.
Guy1: MAN I wish I had what he had. I'm so underprivileged.
Luke Mitri by My name is what? November 4, 2013
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Luke Mitri 

Someone who fights anonymous people on Ask.fm after being verbally demolished to the point where responding will only end in constant bullying. Ask.fm being notorious for being a horrible site where kids get smashed by words every minute, A Luke Mitri would be like a John Rambo to all the battered and bruised users of Ask.fm. Like a John Rambo, he's tough but not smart usually replying with negative comments such as "Fag" or "Fatass" only provoking responses of many because he lashed out against a person for asking a question.
"I was browsing on ask.fm when I stumbled upon a page, a flame war was in mid sequence and in the middle was a Luke Mitri."

Guy1: Yo look at this guys Ask.fm Page
Guy2: What about it?
Guy1: Guy is pulling a Luke Mitri!
Guy2: So? He is getting demolished by all theses anons.
Luke Mitri by My name is what? November 4, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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