Ludick 

Dude with a dong so large he is at risk for hypotensive shock every time he gets an erection. Truly a young hustler on that SoundCloud grind.

Damn dude, have you seen Ludick lately? He packin on baby!

Ludick by GoblinMode May 2, 2022

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? 

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? by Zapidom June 30, 2021

ludicrous speed

The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going to plaid. Also, going from ludicrous speed to a dead stop will result in you being launched across your ship, flying straight into a wall.

Prepare ship...prepare ship...for LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!

ludicrous speed by A shark in a bear suit December 29, 2005

ludicolo 

The dancing, Mexican Sombrero Pineapple Duck!!

Ludicolo rocks!

ludicolo by Snebulizer/Nih +grr July 27, 2003

Ludicrous Speed

A phrase taken from the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, refers to anything happening or moving at an exceptional rate.

My computer bluescreened the night before my paper was due, so I had to retype it at ludicrous speed that morning.

I had to drive at ludicrous speed to get to work on time after I lost my keys.

Ludicrous Speed by South Illinois December 29, 2010

ledicked 

When LeBron James single handedly fucks up your NBA team.

Hey did you see the game last night?
Yeah, the Warriors got LeDicked by LeBron.
Yeah I know he put up a 40 point triple-double.

ledicked by Chubster64 March 27, 2018