Luca Bok 

The dirtiest of all sex positions, involving:
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian

1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.

Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.

Warning:

By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.

Average Chungus: “I did the Luca Bok yesterday!”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”

Luca Bok by BeetrootBoy69 July 2, 2020

Luca Bok 

A sex predator. He will slip into your mom without you knowing. He wakes up every morning and covers his body in line just to be ready for any occasion. He slides on the floor slipping from person to person only to leave his "jelly" behind. His dick is so big that once he's slipped it into you ass you're gonna have to wait for him to be finished in order for his embrace to subside. Just yesterday he probably fucked your loaf of bread into oblivion. Nothing can stop a Luca. He eats anything and I mean anything. Don't leave your asshole uncovered or he'll eat you out tonight.

*shivering* Luca Bok got me yesterday.
I'm scared of Luca Bok's (plural form) embrace, I think I must burn all my bread to keep him away.
"Heellpp!" Luca Bok's fully lubed up!

Luca Bok by PewdiepiePredator June 30, 2020