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Guy: hey this is my friend, XX
Third party: LPP?
LPP by Acretious June 15, 2018
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The farting sound you make when you put your tonge flat between your lips and blow.
Person one: Eww did someone just fart?
Person two: Haha no, i just lpp
Lpp by winker38 November 9, 2010
Det klassiske scenarie, hvor du er midt i noget, men er nødt til at stoppe op pga sult. Den første tanke du får? Naturligvis leverpolle. Så ved du, at det er tid til en leverpollepause - forkortet til LPP.

En pause, hvor du spiser minimum to stykker med leverpolle.
"Ugh, I'm so hungry right now, I could really use an LPP."
"Yo, I'll gladly come over but I need an LPP first."
"Wew, jeg er seriøst sulten, LPP efter det her game."
LPP by RealFortuitus November 7, 2018
“Those fags from LPP will suck dick for pay”
LPP by Caligla... October 31, 2020

LPP (Likes Per Post) 

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.
"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"
To express that something is so exciting that defecation was necessary. In new modern English, translates to "laugh propelled poop dripping down my leg". Long believed to be the highest order of ways to transmit that something is funny whilst online.
Dude: Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."
Boring jerkoff: lol
Intellectual: LPPDDML
Dude: ... treated.
LPPDDML by snniol January 18, 2011