LPP stands for lowest price possible. Often associated with trading terms it's also been a word to refer to snipes or getting items for the cheapest price that is possible.
Det klassiske scenarie, hvor du er midt i noget, men er nødt til at stoppe op pga sult. Den første tanke du får? Naturligvis leverpolle. Så ved du, at det er tid til en leverpollepause - forkortet til LPP.
En pause, hvor du spiser minimum to stykker med leverpolle.
"Ugh, I'm so hungry right now, I could really use an LPP."
"Yo, I'll gladly come over but I need an LPP first."
"Wew, jeg er seriøst sulten, LPP efter det her game."
1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.
To express that something is so exciting that defecation was necessary. In new modern English, translates to "laugh propelled poop dripping down my leg". Long believed to be the highest order of ways to transmit that something is funny whilst online.
Dude: Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."
Boring jerkoff: lol
Intellectual: LPPDDML
Dude: ... treated.