A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.
For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.
I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.
I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh
Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat
Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh
Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat
Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
by SaltySpoon178 May 31, 2019
A show about chavs, for chavs, by chavs.
Some people turn up to a villa and try to make a quick 3 day relationship work, when it doesn’t they cry and this has been the show for the past 4 years.
Some people turn up to a villa and try to make a quick 3 day relationship work, when it doesn’t they cry and this has been the show for the past 4 years.
Chav guy: Are you watching this years love island?
Any educated person: Love island is a complete waste of your time and represents all that is wrong with your kind.
Any educated person: Love island is a complete waste of your time and represents all that is wrong with your kind.
by P-turbed June 12, 2019
by Paigeeeeeeeee June 12, 2019
A pointless show that 15 year old orange bleach blonde British girls snuggle up to watch in hopes to cure their depression
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
A show where clout chasing thots and fuck boys meet and greet and end up getting together in a villa.
The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
12 year old: omg that molly girl is a snake
Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
by Criticalxp September 06, 2019
by xoxo gi October 20, 2019
Where chav and chavettes find love on ITV while using words like "grafting" or "pied" a TV show where emotions run high and drama lingers in the air. If you like Blazin' Squad, you'll love this show
by Gretta Go June 18, 2017