2 definitions by thelittlestofblondes
'No u' is a simple comeback given by simple people. People will use this term when they can't think of a decent comeback fast enough and will usually think that they have won an argument by finishing up with a classic 'no u'. They haven't won the argument. They just made themselves look like a a thick nonce.
by thelittlestofblondes July 30, 2019
Love Island is a reality TV show where a bunch of young fame-seekers jet off to paradise to 'have the summer of their lives'. Their dream summer consists of kissing and shagging their way to the finale where the winning couple will be awarded a fat check which will undoubtedly be spent on even more cosmetic procedures. Life after Love Island involves selling nutrition shakes on Instagram and getting booked to entertain drunken idiots at night-clubs every other weekend. This is as far as their fame will take them and the 'Islanders' usually fade out of the spotlight before the next annual season of Love Island begins. Tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.
Average-looking Girl: I want to be on Love Island!
Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model? Tanned? Long hair? Flat stomach?
Average-looking Girl: Well no, I-
Love Island Producer: NEXT!
Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model? Tanned? Long hair? Flat stomach?
Average-looking Girl: Well no, I-
Love Island Producer: NEXT!
by thelittlestofblondes July 30, 2019