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boris the soviet love hammer 

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.
The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

love hammer 

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.
'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)
love hammer by daniduck January 27, 2015

love hammer 

The runner up in Rockstart INXS, Marty Casey. In reference to his penis.
Marty Casey and his love hammer performed at my gay club.
love hammer by ajcampa September 24, 2006

love hammer 

A Tamino-esque thing. It's when you claim something is Gundam, but it's really just a giant robot anime.
Boy 1: "Ooh! Is this G Gundam?"
Boy 2: "Nah. It's Psalms Of Planets: Eureka 7"
Boy 1: "Whoops. Love hammer got me."
love hammer by mechamonster February 4, 2008

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah. 

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.
I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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