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Louis CKed 

Surreptitiously standing behind someone and pretending to jerk off with the intent to startle, gross out, or annoy them. The Louis CKer should perform this act either by whispering nonsense things in a seductive tone (think David Banner’s “The Whisper Song”) or by making as much noise as possible to indicate you are jerking off (nylon pants or a windbreaker would be excellent for this).
Husband behind wife , “How’s it going hun?”
Wife reading on couch, “Great just reading”
Husband while violently ruffling his pants, “You look fucking gorgeous babe
Wife turns around and says, “what’s that sound-Oh my god what are you doing?”
Husband, “Haha got you, you have been Louis CKed!”
Louis CKed by ErryDayIamLouieC.K.ing November 11, 2017
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louis ck'ed 

"Louis ck'ed" or rather just "ck'ed" is the act of masterbation in the audience of one or more people without having any or full consent to perform said act.
Man1: "I totally louis ck'ed this chick last night! She didn't know what was coming!"

Man2: "that's crazy! Was she down?"

Man1: "well she didn't really say yes but she didn't say no! That's for sure?"
louis ck'ed by Snoop_ah_loop November 11, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026