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Louis CKed 

Surreptitiously standing behind someone and pretending to jerk off with the intent to startle, gross out, or annoy them. The Louis CKer should perform this act either by whispering nonsense things in a seductive tone (think David Banner’s “The Whisper Song”) or by making as much noise as possible to indicate you are jerking off (nylon pants or a windbreaker would be excellent for this).
Husband behind wife , “How’s it going hun?”
Wife reading on couch, “Great just reading”
Husband while violently ruffling his pants, “You look fucking gorgeous babe”
Wife turns around and says, “what’s that sound-Oh my god what are you doing?”
Husband, “Haha got you, you have been Louis CKed!”
Louis CKed by ErryDayIamLouieC.K.ing November 11, 2017
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louis ck'ed 

"Louis ck'ed" or rather just "ck'ed" is the act of masterbation in the audience of one or more people without having any or full consent to perform said act.
Man1: "I totally louis ck'ed this chick last night! She didn't know what was coming!"

Man2: "that's crazy! Was she down?"

Man1: "well she didn't really say yes but she didn't say no! That's for sure?"
louis ck'ed by Snoop_ah_loop November 11, 2017

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026