Lotion

A secret word for Marijuana. Primarily used to for talking about weed in situations where it would be considered unacceptable.

Hey whats up man, you got any lotion on you? My skin is dry. I don't but i was about to get some on my lunch break.

Man I'm super lotioned up right now.

by Incosleep July 8, 2019

Lotioning

to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate

stop lotioning yourself

by nathan kay July 11, 2008

Lotioning

Literally just the verb form of the word 'lotion' -- simply rubbing lotion on the body.

Him: Wyd

Her: Just laid down, lotioning now
Him: Mmh, I see. I see :P

by nic_07.nicole April 20, 2016

lotioning

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.

“I lotioned the job offer fam”

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl”

by Mans about it February 10, 2021

lotion

dope cream that helps you masterbate a lot easier. it is dope

guy 1: i love to put lotion on.
guy 2: why?
guy 1: oh you know why

by lotion master 69 December 5, 2019

lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 26, 2004

the lotion

When you cum on a chick and rub it into her skin instead of cleaning it up.

"I was too lazy to get up after fuckin her so I used the lotion on that bitch!"

by KuhmPainter November 10, 2017