Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.
Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.
by LordNelson October 30, 2012
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A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,

and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 9, 2023
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