Lord Lucan

The 7th Earl of Lucan, who disappeared in November 1974 after leaving the nanny of his children dead in a sack, and his wife brutalised. Although it is unclear what became of him after the warrant for his arrest was issued, many people claim to have seen him around the world since, and the British Tabloids will occasionly run a story on someone who may be him.

Full story at LordLucan.com

He has been missing long enough for his peerage to be given to his son.

I saw Lord Lucan on my trip to New York.

Lord Lucan by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

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lord lucan

Slang for "shag2". created in the depths of chadwell heath by a guy with a massive nose

"Did you lord lucan that bird last night?"

lord lucan by LillianGish82 December 25, 2007

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Doing a lord lucan

A person of Northern irish parentage who reguarly disapears while at work!!

I know i should be in the room but i cannot help myself doing a lord lucan

Doing a lord lucan by big Willie and the Twins September 17, 2007

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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