horrendous creature that will torture you and eat your soul if you so much as touch a tree. stay away from it or else, it might ravage the earth if you do.
“Jimmy disappeared last night, he disappeared when there was an orange fluffy creature under his bed…”
“Shit, that’s the Lorax demon. Board up the windows and hide you and your girlfriend in the bathroom, we’re next…”
“Shit, that’s the Lorax demon. Board up the windows and hide you and your girlfriend in the bathroom, we’re next…”
by doodlenoodlealien November 3, 2025
Get the Lorax demonmug.