loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

Loosey Poosey

Diarrhea for girly girls.

After lunch at Taco Bell I had a bad case of the loosey pooseys.

by HardyPartyMom April 26, 2022

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

looser pooser

to be more than a loser

estuped esmeralda rivera you are such a looser pooser to be even reading this sentence.

by kwazy kewl keekers May 11, 2009

loose poose

A poose that is substantially looser than a normal poose

Example: ally has a loose poose bagoose.

by Bagoose July 11, 2016

Loose poosé

When the pussay is loose. Pronounced pous

Did you hear about that girl Jade? I heard she has a loose poosé

by Aysha sttaw October 8, 2020

looszy pooszy

That girl who can't just keep her legs shut
She's beautiful but her pussy so ripe,She likes to fuck married men and strangers,her pussy so huge but she'll scream like it's tight whilst being fucked,you follow in love with her now she ain't wait to fuck later.

I met this girl at the club last night the next thing were in my room fucking I felt my dick like a needle inside of a hole but she's screaming like a virgin then I'm like fuck what a looszy pooszy

by djmzee September 22, 2015