Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.
by Stevie Y July 19, 2005
Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.
Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.
Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.
by despicvble July 04, 2015
n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.
Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
by krissy922 October 13, 2009
by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018