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The person named Loise is forever superior to the alternate spelling, Louise. Beautiful women with a great sense of style and gorgeous eyes have this name. If you have a Loise in your life you should consider yourself very lucky, as they can make you laugh with their quick wit and make you feel cared for with their thoughtfulness. Winning an argument with a Loise is quite the feat, and as such it is better to avoid these entirely. A Loise has a big heart and a lot to offer to friends and partners, so ensure you act accordingly to be worthy of her expressing that to you. She does not hesitate to walk away from situations that no longer serve her and her interest can falter easily so always be on your best behavior. Creative, artistic, musical and passionate. Typically are Libras, and match well with Scorpios.
Brittany/Brandon: Loise is such a great girl. It's hard to believe she's into me.
Loise by HorseGirl92 November 25, 2021
She is an amazing person. Everyone should have a Loïse in their life. She’s always here for you no matter where or when. You can always count on her. She is one of the beautiful girls you can meet in your life. Her smile will you fall under her spell and their eyes will you feel loved and confident for ever. With her, you spend the best party, laugh the most you can, dance until the end of the night and get drunk in the coolest way. Loïse is the girl everyone want to talk with but cause she seems to be untouchable, no one dare. If you meet her please go chat with her, your life will be change for ever.
- Who’s that girl over there ?

- Oh her ? That’s Loïse.
Loïse by M@rgu3rit3 November 21, 2021
Loïse is a great, cute, smart, caring, tiny person. She's hard working but also parties hard. She loves to drink wine, talk about deep subjects and to get absolutely smashed every weekend.

She can get VERY angry if you cross her, but it's only because she cares so much !!!!

She's usually an only child and occasionaly looks like Ariana Grande.

Loïse is the best. We love Loïse.
Look !!! Loïse is dancing to WAP by Cardi B !! Let's join her
Loïse by sharlish November 22, 2021
Loïse is a person. They usually likes water, however they prefer coffee, even if they know it's bad for them, because it turns them into a gremlin on speed. Dehidratation is always an option. Loïse communicates by looking you in the eye, but don't let this fool you, they are probably having an arguent with themselves.
Do not, under any circumstance, try to explain a card game to them. Or die trying.
They do not have adhd. (or totally idk) Their special ability is to lose everything in a record time.
"Loïse is bitting my head again."

"Can you call Loïse ? She lost her phone."
Loïse by Ylamuro November 23, 2021
Loise by hludwig November 24, 2021
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