Loop de poop

A sudden, surprising shift in the color, consistency or explosiveness of your shit.

MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.

Loop de poop by carrotworm June 22, 2011

poop de loop 

if you get hurt and you're in front of children and don't want to curse. it just rolls off the tongue.

Girl bangs her arm on the table

GIRL:SH.. i mean POOP DE LOOP! *fake smile*
*little kids giggle*
FRIEND: NICE SAVE.

poop de loop by Funnyfunnyfunnyperson March 15, 2009

poop de loop 

When Subject A defecates into Subject B's mouth while Subject B is defecates into Subject A's mouth in a 69 like position; an endless form of poop only bound by the amount of Taco Bell or Chipotle one has consumed in the past 7 days

I was talking to this guy on Grinder the other day when he claimed to have had accomplished a 3 minute poop de loop session. It had to be Taco Bell.

poop de loop by MattEberswole June 16, 2016