Loontic

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Loontic is a PRO skater that I wanna marry so badly

I wanna marry Loontic and have 7 kids with him. I want the marriage to be going great then find out that Loontic is cheating on me with another skater then divorce him. I want the house and all of the kids. I want to be single for 7 years after then get a text from Loontic that he wants to marry me again so we marry again then have a happy ending.

Loontic by Idiotic VR January 18, 2023

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Lorntic

A combination of the states of being lonely, horny, and romantic.

Man I’ve been feeling very lorntic lately.

Lorntic by ChaiWithSugar April 21, 2019

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Loontic • loonatics • Lorntic

loonatic

Loona’s best song. This song will cleanse your soul. Make you levitate and is the closest you will get to heaven. Loona always slays

Sevyn: wow this song is so good omg

Yen: it’s loonatic by loona!

Sevyn: Loona always slays!!

loonatic by stan stayc and loona cunt April 23, 2022

loonatics

Those who can be picked up for sex due to there preference for men advocating "hip" environmental causes.

Me: "Hey do you support saving the loons?"
Girl: "Oh my god, I didn't even know they were endangered"
Me: "Wanna go fuck"
Girl: "Totally"
Me: "Fuckin loonatics"

loonatics by Bignigjim October 23, 2007

loonatic

Someone who goes totally bonkers from hearing da haunting trilling calls of a common aquatic bird.

Norman Thayer acts kinda weird on several occasions throughout da famous "On Golden Pond" movie; I wonder if this is due to da first stages of his becoming a loonatic?

loonatic by QuacksO August 27, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026