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Loontic is a PRO skater that I wanna marry so badly
I wanna marry Loontic and have 7 kids with him. I want the marriage to be going great then find out that Loontic is cheating on me with another skater then divorce him. I want the house and all of the kids. I want to be single for 7 years after then get a text from Loontic that he wants to marry me again so we marry again then have a happy ending.
Loontic by Idiotic VR January 18, 2023
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A combination of the states of being lonely, horny, and romantic.
Man I’ve been feeling very lorntic lately.
Lorntic by ChaiWithSugar April 21, 2019
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loonatic 

Loona’s best song. This song will cleanse your soul. Make you levitate and is the closest you will get to heaven. Loona always slays
Sevyn: wow this song is so good omg

Yen: it’s loonatic by loona!

Sevyn: Loona always slays!!

loonatics 

Those who can be picked up for sex due to there preference for men advocating "hip" environmental causes.
Me: "Hey do you support saving the loons?"
Girl: "Oh my god, I didn't even know they were endangered"
Me: "Wanna go fuck"
Girl: "Totally"
Me: "Fuckin loonatics"
loonatics by Bignigjim October 23, 2007

loonatic 

Someone who goes totally bonkers from hearing da haunting trilling calls of a common aquatic bird.
Norman Thayer acts kinda weird on several occasions throughout da famous "On Golden Pond" movie; I wonder if this is due to da first stages of his becoming a loonatic?
loonatic by QuacksO August 27, 2022