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long walk home 

when you get drunk, puke on the driver, and are kicked out of the car forced to walk the rest of the way.
bob had to take a long walk home because he got junked up and puked on gary.
long walk home by Shadow Scythe February 1, 2004

Long walk for a biscuit 

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.
X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

long walk home 

when you get a case of blue balls and end up walking home at 3a.m.
So, how was you date with Sarah lastnight? Well, let's just say it was a long walk home. Damn, you bought that bitch flowers and everything!!

The Long Walk 

An epic novel by Stephen King while he was writing under the pen name of Richard Bachman. The story follows 100 "walkers" as they participate in The Long Walk. The Walk is an event held each year in which 100 boys under the age of 18 walk for "the Prize"- whatever they want for the rest of their lives. There is one problem though, if your walking speed falls below 4 miles per hour for over a minute and a half, you are shot and killed until only one walker remains.
100 boys participate in The Long Walk, only one survives.
The Long Walk by wambulance December 30, 2008

take a long walk off a short pier 

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

take a long walk off a short pier 

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.