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Capt'n Long Dong Silver 

HAS A HUGE DONG, LOVES BOOTY

ARRRRGHH
"Prepare to be broadsided by Capt'n Long Dong Silver"

Long Island, N.Y.

Consists of Irish and Italian kids, beer pong and flip cup, Hollister and Abercrombie, spray tans and big sunglasses, Montauk and The Hamptons, Corona's and Yager Bomb's, Boardy Barn and Neptunes, house parties and keg stands, Escalades and Mustangs, barbeques and beaches, soccer and lacrosse, cocaine and ecstacy, bars and boats, 5 bedroom houses and 2 car garages, Fire Island and Nautical Mile, steroids and boob jobs, bank accounts and bad accents.

It's pronounced "LawngGuyland" by its inhabitants.
Beware while traveling through this desolate land known as Long Island, N.Y. They migrate in large packs and are usually highly intoxicated. However, you may rest easy America, these white, fist pumping creatures rarely venture outside this suburban jungle.
Long Island, N.Y. by ayyo246 March 3, 2011

Flavored Long Neck 

A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.
Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck
Flavored Long Neck by LongNecker February 18, 2015

So long nerds 

The title of technoblade's last video where his father reads what he wrote in his last moments and remembers the memories of how hard techno worked on his channel.
Technoblade: so long nerds.
Fans: Technoblade never dies o7
So long nerds by Camden fluff June 30, 2022

So long nerds 

The farewell of Technoblade, the king himself
Technoblade on his literal deathbed: "Title my death announcement video 'so long nerds', it'll be funny"
So long nerds by BrawlS July 8, 2022

what the long neck do?

Something said by spoonkid on youtube
"What the long neck do?"