A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User
RICK
There once was a dick named
Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few
kids for a dare
He then wet his
bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was
time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY
DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a
deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
