Lomer 

Lomer is a relatively veteran size chop (tobacco and marijuana mixed) out of a water pipe (preferrably Illadelph).

Being Lomed is getting dusted after a Lomer.
Lomer/ Lomed has its origins in Huntington Beach.

Holy shit, did you see how fat that Lomer was?
Dude, this loof is Lomed.
I can't move, I'm too Lomed.

Lomer by HBchop September 1, 2013

lomer domer 

when ure hittin ur nic & u get buzzed (lomed) while gettin head (domer)

bro i got the best lomer domer in the car today

lomer domer by Minsbrazil January 23, 2021

left lamer 

Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."

That left lamer needs to move their ass over so I can pass.

left lamer by sulco March 19, 2004

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera 

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

loberotica 

Sexual attraction to ears or about ears. Basically an ear fetish.

person1 wow, never knew people dug ears

person2 i dunno if they do or not but those guys on star trek..

they have that sex ear thing remember?

person1 oh yeah the ones on deep space nine

with the loberotica

wow, ive never typed that before

person2

i didn't even realize it was a word

loberotica by Carie/Bob May 31, 2011

Limerick 

DEFINITION
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail

A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User

RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick

CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene

THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check

MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog

Limerick by Yopmail User January 16, 2023

lolercise 

The act of audibly laughing for an extended period of time to the point of getting a physical abdominal workout. (Laughing so hard your abs start to hurt).

A : "Hey, wanna go work out at the gym later?"
B : "Nah, I'm feeling pretty lazy today...wanna go see Jackass 3D instead? My friend told me he got some lolercise watching it."
A : "Yeah sure. I needed to work abs today anyway."

lolercise by beerad07 October 25, 2010