Log Twoddling 

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

Log Twoddling by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

Log Twobbling 

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

Log Twobbling by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

log twaddling 

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

log twaddling by freddie mama January 18, 2011

log twobbling 

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.

Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.

log twobbling by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010

tweedling the log 

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

tweedling the log by turtlevagina September 5, 2010