Log Twoddling 

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

Log Twoddling by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

Log Twobbling 

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

Log Twobbling by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

log twaddling 

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

log twaddling by freddie mama January 18, 2011

log twobbling 

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.

Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.

log twobbling by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010

tweedling the log 

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

tweedling the log by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019