Locomophilia 

Abstract Noun

The craving to stick your dick in that caboose.

"I do say, George, I do believe that Reginald is conducting in locomophilia with the train!"
"No, Frederick! that's just my wife!"

Locomophilia by Mushroom pants February 29, 2020

Laconophilia 

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

Laconophilia by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

Locomophile 

A person who loves trains

She is a locomophile, she loves travelling by train

Locomophile by Eli Muse August 31, 2018

Locomophile 

A person who loves to trains

She loves travelling by train, she’s a locomophile

Locomophile by Eli Muse August 31, 2018

locophiliac 

A person who loves trains so much that it appears that he or she is sexually attracted to them. Locophiliacs often show their attraction to trains by taking numerous pictures of trains and posting them on social media sites.

This guy I work with is constantly posting pictures of trains on social media. He is such a locophiliac.

locophiliac by Tanker5 February 28, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019