Locomophilia

Abstract Noun

The craving to stick your dick in that caboose.

"I do say, George, I do believe that Reginald is conducting in locomophilia with the train!"
"No, Frederick! that's just my wife!"

Locomophilia by Mushroom pants February 29, 2020

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Laconophilia

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

Laconophilia by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

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Related Words

Locomophilia • Locomophile • Laconophilia • locophiliac

Locomophile

A person who loves trains

She is a locomophile, she loves travelling by train

Locomophile by Eli Muse August 31, 2018

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Locomophile

A person who loves to trains

She loves travelling by train, she’s a locomophile

Locomophile by Eli Muse August 31, 2018

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locophiliac

A person who loves trains so much that it appears that he or she is sexually attracted to them. Locophiliacs often show their attraction to trains by taking numerous pictures of trains and posting them on social media sites.

This guy I work with is constantly posting pictures of trains on social media. He is such a locophiliac.

locophiliac by Tanker5 February 28, 2015

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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