Locomophilia

Abstract Noun

The craving to stick your dick in that caboose.

"I do say, George, I do believe that Reginald is conducting in locomophilia with the train!"
"No, Frederick! that's just my wife!"

Locomophilia by Mushroom pants February 29, 2020

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Laconophilia

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

Laconophilia by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

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Related Words

Locomophilia • Locomophile • Laconophilia • locophiliac

Locomophile

A person who loves trains

She is a locomophile, she loves travelling by train

Locomophile by Eli Muse August 31, 2018

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Locomophile

A person who loves to trains

She loves travelling by train, she’s a locomophile

Locomophile by Eli Muse August 31, 2018

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locophiliac

A person who loves trains so much that it appears that he or she is sexually attracted to them. Locophiliacs often show their attraction to trains by taking numerous pictures of trains and posting them on social media sites.

This guy I work with is constantly posting pictures of trains on social media. He is such a locophiliac.

locophiliac by Tanker5 February 28, 2015

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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