The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.
Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."

Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010
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