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Lock n' Load 

1.Meaning to lock a magazine or clip of live ammo into a weapon and then load the first round into the chamber by pulling back the charging handle and letting it fly forward, picking up the first round from the magazine on it's way.

2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.
1.I loaded the shells into the shotgun and I pulled back the slide and said "Lock n' Load!"

2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".
Lock n' Load by rallala June 2, 2008
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Lock n' Load 

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.
Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.
Lock n' Load by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

Lock n' Load 

Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.
Lock n' load is one of my favorite positions!
Lock n' Load by jibjabber November 5, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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